You can store arguments in the database:
mysql> CREATE TABLE dinner (dish varchar(255));
mysql> INSERT INTO dinner VALUES ('Soup Dumpling');
mysql> INSERT INTO dinner VALUES ('Salt-Baked Shrimp');
mysql> INSERT INTO dinner VALUES ('Steamed Whole Fish');
mysql> SELECT PHP(c,dish) FROM code, dinner;
+--------------------+
| PHP(c,dish)        |
+--------------------+
| 13                 |
| SOUP DUMPLING      |
| soup dumpling      |
| 17                 |
| SALT-BAKED SHRIMP  |
| salt-baked shrimp  |
| 18                 |
| STEAMED WHOLE FISH |
| steamed whole fish |
+--------------------+