mysql> CREATE TABLE code(c MEDIUMBLOB);
mysql> INSERT INTO code VALUES ('return strlen($argv[1]);');
mysql> INSERT INTO code VALUES ('return strtoupper($argv[1]);');
mysql> INSERT INTO code VALUES ('return strtolower($argv[1]);');
mysql> SELECT PHP(c,'Shrimp Dumpling') FROM code;
+--------------------------+
| PHP(c,'Shrimp Dumpling') |
+--------------------------+
| 15 |
| SHRIMP DUMPLING |
| shrimp dumpling |
+--------------------------+