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A Farmville IQ Test?
https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=52435
goto hell;
https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=48669
Beowulve has trouble with PHP+MySQL on Windows XP
https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=48139
Please escalate this issue
https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=50696
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