Yeah, I would firstly like to mention how absolutely pissed off at PHP I am. Your program must be the absolute worst programmed piece of software in all of the net. You compete with Bill Gates in that regard.

ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO INTEGRATE PHP WITH MYSQL. THIS IS BECAUSE YOUR PROGRAM SUCKS, AND YOU SHOULD ADD SOME GODDAMN ERROR REPORTING SO WE CAN AT LEAST FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK YOUR PROGRAM IS DOING WRONG. FIX YOUR SHIT. just fucking fix it.

Thanks. And fuck you sincerely, for making my life, and everyone else's life, an utter atrocity. I'm going to Cold Fusion 8; Fuck you.