Let's have a look at the callgraphs. First Apache-PHP-APC.

And now HipHop-PHP.

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Look for the big-ticket items on each graph.

PHP
HipHop PHP
One item stands out here. HPHP::TimeZone::Current probably gets the current timezone. That's known to be pretty slow which is why in PHP we define that in our php.ini file, but HipHop PHP doesn't read the php.ini file. Let's try hardcoding a default timezone into our app.

<?php
date_default_timezone_set
("America/Los_Angeles");
Benchmark
~> siege -b -t30s -c5 http://twit2.localhost
** SIEGE 2.68
** Preparing 5 concurrent users for battle.
The server is now under siege...
Lifting the server siege...      done.
Transactions:		       12066 hits
Availability:		      100.00 %
Elapsed time:		       29.54 secs
Data transferred:	       37.79 MB
Response time:		        0.01 secs
Transaction rate:	      408.46 trans/sec
Throughput:		        1.28 MB/sec
Concurrency:		        4.98
Successful transactions:       12066
Failed transactions:	           0
Longest transaction:	        0.05
Shortest transaction:	        0.00
Ok, the world makes sense again. HipHop PHP is a bit faster than Apache-PHP-APC for this case. It was never going to be a big boost since this app spends most of its time in pcre making links clickable and fetching stuff from MySQL. There are no heavy userspace abstraction layers that HipHop can sink its teeth into here.