<?php
/**
* A simple class that describes a Thneed
*
* @author Sterling Hughes <sterling@php.net>
* @author Dr. Suess
* @since The Lorax v1
* @access public
*/
class Thneed
{
// {{{ isLorax()
/**
* Detect whether or not a name equals the lorax
*
* @param string The name to evaluate
*
* @return boolean True if the name is the Lorax,
* False otherwise
*/
function isLorax($name) {
$name = strtolower($name);
return stristr($name, 'lorax');
}
// }}}
// {{{ getReasoning()
/**
* Get the reason why thneeds must be created.
*
* @param string Your name
*
* @return string The reason!
* @access public
*/
function getReasoning($name)
{
if ($this->isLorax($name)) {
return 'piss off you bugger';
} else {
return 'because thneeds are what everyone needs!';
}
}
// }}}
}
