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<blurb><![CDATA[PHP Bugs: #50696: number_format when passed a 0 as first function argument, returns null]]></blurb>
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<blurb>Just another example of the elitist fucking chodes working on PHP (sorry
for those that are actually cool). Fucking Rasmus fucking Lerdorf and fucking
Bjori too. I butt heads with them before, too… they don’t like suggestions for
simplifying the language, improving the libraries, or being civil. They’re all
assholes and can lick on my nut sack.</blurb>
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<blurb class="quote_attr">http://maraby.org/post/327966880/php-bugs-50696-number-format-when-passed-a-0-as</blurb>
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