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<bullet effect="slide">Who uses PHP?</bullet>
<bullet effect="slide">Why not use Perl, Python or Java?</bullet>
<bullet effect="slide">Why isn't PHP exactly like Perl?</bullet>
<bullet effect="slide">Why isn't PHP exactly like Python?</bullet>
<bullet effect="slide">Why isn't PHP exactly like Java?</bullet>
<bullet effect="slide">Why isn't PHP exactly like C++?</bullet>
<bullet effect="slide">Why isn't PHP exactly like LISP?</bullet>
<bullet effect="slide">What is PHP's Vision?</bullet>
<bullet effect="slide">PHP is too easy too use, make it more complex!</bullet>
<bullet effect="slide">Is that an Apple laptop?</bullet>
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