<slide title="Javascript invades">

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You got Javascript in my PHP!  And I am not happy about it.
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<bullet fontsize="3em">Javascript confuses me</bullet>
<bullet fontsize="3em">It doesn't run on my server</bullet>
<bullet fontsize="3em">I like my server</bullet>
<bullet fontsize="3em">My server has my database</bullet>
<bullet fontsize="3em">My application needs to run on my server</bullet>
<bullet fontsize="3em">But my UI sucks</bullet>
<bullet fontsize="3em">Javascript can fix my UI</bullet>
<bullet fontsize="3em">The UI needs to manipulate the data</bullet>
<bullet fontsize="3em">Half my application doesn't run on my server anymore</bullet>
<bullet fontsize="3em">Javascript confuses me</bullet>
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